19 4 / 2014

i-wonder-whats-for-dinner:

I STILL DON’T KNOW WHERE THIS IS FROM BUT I FREAKING LOSE IT EVERY TIME WHAT IS THIS

(Source: kiwimaycry, via pizza)

17 4 / 2014

(Source: jontronofficial, via toki-san)

17 4 / 2014

hart-no:

ughdaesung:

                                   butts                           butts

                      buttsbuttsbuttsbutts         buttsbuttsbuttsbutts

                  buttsbuttsbuttsbuttsbutts    buttsbuttsbuttsbuttsbutts

                buttsbuttsbuttsbuttsbuttsbuttsbuttsbuttsbuttsbuttsbutts

                 buttsbuttsbuttsbuttsbuttsbuttsbuttsbuttsbuttsbuttsbutts

                    buttsbuttsbuttsbuttsbuttsbuttsbuttsbuttsbuttsbutts

                           buttsbuttsbuttsbuttsbuttsbuttsbuttsbutts

                                 buttsbuttsbuttsbuttsbuttsbutts

                                        buttsbuttsbuttsbutts

                                                buttsbutts

                                                   booty

i relate to this on a spiritual level

(via eren-jaeger-on-the-dancefloor)

16 4 / 2014

16 4 / 2014

yogurtville:

-you smell different when you’re awake
-please help me (then smile as if nothing happened)
-soon
-you have lovely skin, I can’t wait to wear it
-your hair tastes like strawberries
-tonight….you.
-he knows, don’t go home.
-I always knew you would die in my arms
-every time I poop I think of you
-no one will ever believe you
-yessssssssssssss
-I killed mufasa
-I bet you didn’t feel me lick your ear
-mother told me it would be like this

(via eren-jaeger-on-the-dancefloor)

16 4 / 2014

kaible:

Occasionally I remember this video exists and it sums up so much of my experience of being dragged to resale stores with my mom

(via eren-jaeger-on-the-dancefloor)

16 4 / 2014

wings-for-castiel:

totallysonic:

iranawaywiththedoctor:

Things I shout while playing any video game ever:

  • YOU FUCKING HOE
  • YOUR MOTHER SHOULD HAVE SWALLOWED YOU
  • I FUCKING (SCREAMS)
  • FUCKING BALLS
  • OH WHAT THE ACTUAL LIVING FUCK 
  • YOU CAN SUCK MY SWEATY FUCKING BALLS
  • I HATE THIS GAME
  • FUCK
  • FUCKING 
  • FUCK ME
  • FUCK YOU
  • FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCK
  • WHY AM I FUCKING PLAYING THIS GAME
  • I’m so fucKING DONE 
  • WHAT THE FUCK JUST HAPPENED
  • [PTERODACTYL SCREECH]

image

have you ever taken your dog to a jumping competition

(via eren-jaeger-on-the-dancefloor)

16 4 / 2014

unshaped:

DESGUSTENG

(Source: itshardbeingakardashian, via pizza)

16 4 / 2014

revereche:

bogleech:

elvenrainbow:

shitsuren-chama:

ocean-child-love:

kaibas-paragraphical-mind:

what-is-a-homestuck:

WHAT IS THE FUCKING POINT

YOU COULD BE A FUCKING BADASS DRAGON THAT’S THE POINT

"I AM A CREATURE OF DARKNESS" "oh hey sabrina."

I guess the point is that you could shapeshift into the body you always thought you’d grow into when you were a kid
taller, shorter, slimmer, more muscular, purple hair, tattoos everywhere, tattoos nowhere, 
every single shoe would fit you every single time you tried it on, every single article of clothing would fit your perfectly, all you have to do is transform slightly, you’d never run out of ‘your size’ again
and you wouldn’t have to work for it at all, and you’d never be limitted by your bone structure or something. You could just transform at will.



I don’t see how this is much of a downside
When you turn into a sixty story tentacle demon and terrorize a city you want to get the credit you deserve

Oh man that would be so sweet. I could be an annoying fuck as an insect or something but you couldn’t kill me because everyone would know

revereche:

bogleech:

elvenrainbow:

shitsuren-chama:

ocean-child-love:

kaibas-paragraphical-mind:

what-is-a-homestuck:

WHAT IS THE FUCKING POINT

YOU COULD BE A FUCKING BADASS DRAGON THAT’S THE POINT

"I AM A CREATURE OF DARKNESS" "oh hey sabrina."

I guess the point is that you could shapeshift into the body you always thought you’d grow into when you were a kid

taller, shorter, slimmer, more muscular, purple hair, tattoos everywhere, tattoos nowhere, 

every single shoe would fit you every single time you tried it on, every single article of clothing would fit your perfectly, all you have to do is transform slightly, you’d never run out of ‘your size’ again

and you wouldn’t have to work for it at all, and you’d never be limitted by your bone structure or something. You could just transform at will.

I don’t see how this is much of a downside

When you turn into a sixty story tentacle demon and terrorize a city you want to get the credit you deserve

Oh man that would be so sweet. I could be an annoying fuck as an insect or something but you couldn’t kill me because everyone would know

(Source: homestackers, via eren-jaeger-on-the-dancefloor)

14 4 / 2014

gaypee:

"i’m hungry"
"you just ate"
image

(via see-you-all-in-therapy)